too funny to hold back anymore

at dinner: 'daddy hurry! i need some milk, my tongue is spicing!'

an excuse why a child can't eat the dinner in front of them: 'i think i'm allergic to crunchy things.'

isaiah warning daddy about mommy as they play a game of memory. 'watch out daddy she's smart, she's got a big brain like a troodon!' (a type of dinosaur)

while playing some baseball isaiah says: 'dad i keep striking your balls out!'

the queen of mixing up her letters....mommy asks, 'alaythia, why are your hands down your pants?' alaythia answers, 'my utt is bitching.'

sophia swings a light saber at mommy and alaythia. alaythia says: 'don't hit us, we're your parents!'

alaythia trying to explain to daddy why she prefers to snuggle with mommy, 'daddy, don't feel bad, she just has claws like a dinosaur.' (she likes my nails tickling her back).

mommy says, 'are you picking your nose and then touching my computer?!' child turns, chomping. 'are you eating it too?! are you picking your nose, then eating it and THEN touching my computer?!' child matter of factly - 'no!...i'm not touching your computer.'